Smartphone Intervention Week

December 5th, 2011

How to stage your own Smartphone Intervention …

(1)	To the Twitters! Call your friend out for using that relic on Twitter, using the hashtag #smartphoneintervention. Be sure to include this link so that they can get their FREE smartphone:www.loopt.com/freephone

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To the Facebooks!
Change your Facebook profile pic to your first phone ever. (You might find it in our Old Phones album.)
Update your status to let everyone know that it’s Smartphone Intervention Week! Maybe something like, “It’s Smartphone Intervention Week, people. Time to flip my flip-phone friends to the smart side! Loopt.com/intervention” You know, something like that.

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To the emails! (Ooh, they’re right here!)
They can’t read it on their phones just yet, so send ‘em a note to fix that!
We’ve even drafted a little something up for you!
You may want to personalize it yourself by replacing the capped parts with your own flare. Really lay into ‘em. It’s gonna be hard, but they need to hear it.
Intervention. You heard me.

Dear [FRIEND’S NAME],This is an intervention.I feel it’s my duty to inform you that your AWFUL GLOB OF PLASTIC YOU CALL A PHONE causes me great  HEEBIE-JEEBIES . You know it, I know it, all of our friends know it: It’s time.I’m not asking you to live in the future. Let’s just start with the present.
The days of GETTING SNEERED AT are over for you. I want us to be able to FRIEND EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC. From the bottom of my LIVER, for the love of all that is BACON, please join me here in 2011.
So, whaddya say? Please consider getting a new smartphone. I even have the hookups to get you a fancy new one for free.
Please accept the help.
I eagerly await your reply. From a device that supports it.
With much DISCOMBOBULATION,
[OWN NAME]